Friday, 12 February 2010

http://www.adatewithmyla.com/

Hello,

Tiger Woods. John Terry. Vernon Kay. Dave Lee What the hell’s going on? Either 2009 and 2010 have been particularly strong years for philandering, or the philanderers have got worse at keeping their humping on the lowdown. I don’t really care. In fact, I think it’s hilarious. And the news that Ashley Cole may have fractured his ankle has kept the gigglefest going, considering Wayne Bridge is his obvious replacement. World Cup you say? Chaos is amazing. Got a girlfriend? Want to get her some nice pants for Valentine’s Day? Scared of the weird people who hang around in lingerie shops (Richard Ashley)? Pretty sure the underwear section of Marks & Spencer just won’t be good enough (Simon Defraud)? Want to check the stuff you buy won’t look like a fancy nappy? then let the ladies at Myla ease your troubled mind. PLEASE PLEASE Click This Goddamn Link http://www.adatewithmyla.com/ If, like Buddha, you prefer your life to be an ocean of serenity, try and win one of sixteen places at Mondays MNF. I’d highly recommend responding asap or i’ll completely ignore your email, and I’m likely to look favourably on anyone who sends me a comment on the site? Soccerette anyone?.
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  1. The Maxter15 February 2010 at 01:25

    EXCITING TIMES
    Once, back when he was functional, Pete Doherty included a picture of Kate Moss wearing a QPR shirt in the inlay card of a Babyshambles album. Now all the ex-Libertine does is drop bags of heroin on his way out of court, and Kate Moss has moved onto modelling luxury handbags, for Longchamp. Now look at this fitterz from Friday night whose name i don’t know, flashing a lovely smile and requesting quality house music. I applaud her efforts, and i commend the love that’s gone into lingerie retailer Myla’s website that I sent you on Friday, making shopping for underwear an absolute pleasure. Finally: MNF are hunting for the world’s best team. Lots of ladies sent pictures in, and I’ve worked out a top sixteen, which I’ve handily laid out below using all the numbers from 1 to 16.
    Enjoy

    Darks

    1. Maxter
    2. Didge
    3. Gink
    4. Jason
    5. Gotts
    6. Ratsger
    7. Perilly
    8. Silver

    Whites

    9. Chilli
    10. Cooper
    11. Baum
    12. Singer
    13. Dave Jones
    14. Deniz
    15. Damon
    16. Shimon

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